dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

drivememadd:

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

gooberto:

extremely tired of how tumblr people seem to think being bad at games is somehow a position of moral superiority they get to look down on other people from while also playing the victim

“uuuuu let people have fun” yeah well the other players are trying to have fun too asshole, how about you stop rolling to seduce in a desperate attempt to get featured on a DnD quotes page and shitting on people who play smash bros differently than you

noyaboya:

scottish twitter strikes again

lesbianfemmefatale:

Ok normally I hate the edgy “what if everyone in this children’s show was actually DEAD and in the AFTERLIFE” type thing but. Total drama island is DEFINITELY set in Hell

mimiiq:

some of you guys weren’t here since ray narvaez “LEEEEETTTSSS PLLAAAYYY” jr and it shows